Royal Wedding Merchandise Blues

Posted by Kelvyn Gardner on April 28, 2011

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Way down in South West one, that big house lit up fine

Said way down in SW1, baby, folks are waitin’ for party time

Surely I can’t be the only one, got something on my mind

 

In every corner of every store, honey, Royal wedding  gifts ain’t worth a dime

Man said you don’t need no license, baby, do what you like in your own sweet time

I got them Royal wedding merchandise blues, honey, can’t get them off my mind

 

See them folks at Clarence House now, baby they just don’t get the score

They never heard that fine expression, man, they don’t know that ‘less is more’

I got them Royal wedding merchandise blues, honey, that stuff’s so dreadful poor

 

Next time choose licensing, man, when young bro Harry’s set to wed

Throw out all the trash, baby, mighty fine licensed goods instead

Save me from Royal wedding merchandise blues, honey, relieve my aching head.